Trumpty Dumpty Falls
What a great gift landed on our virtual doorstep this past Saturday morning as we celebrated my husband Max’s birthday and the 6th anniversary of The Bonobo Way (my gift to Max on his 2014 birthday):...
View ArticleGo Bonobos in 2021
If “Hindsight is 2020,” let’s hope we can get our heads out of our asses in 2021. Blame it on tRump. Blame it on the Coronapocalypse. Blame it on Mitch the Bitch for the Rich. Blame it on cold-blooded...
View ArticleRape of the Capitol
It was “wild,” just as the Trumpus himself tweeted it would be (when he could tweet). To give it some perspective: On July 14, 1789, a mob of angry Frenchmen stormed the Bastille to depose their King....
View ArticleStocks, Cocks, But Please No Glocks
As we enter the month of the Februa, questions flog my devilish mind like the whips of Lupercalia… Is a “short squeeze” a Wall Street ploy or self-pleasure technique? Who’s eating whom (#EatTheRich—now...
View ArticleRIP Mean Old Uncle Rush
Here’s a “little item”: A Death in the American Family. Ding Dong, the Blowhard’s Dead. “Little Item,” I should explain, was the deceased’s lame attempt at slut-shaming me. But before we get into our...
View ArticleMassage Parlor Massacre: Guns, God & Sex Addictionology
Last Tuesday, during a routine medical exam, suddenly, I couldn’t breathe, so the doctor sent me to Emergency where they stuck me with needles and patches, and then left me alone (no loving husbands...
View ArticleChurch-Based Cuckoldry Gone Wrong
It started as a hot secret threesome and ended in a cold-blooded murder. Pastor David Evans, 50, his wife of 30 years, Kristie Dawnell Evans, 47, and their lover, Kahlil Deamie Square, 28, engaged in...
View ArticleShemah Yisrael
Usually I talk about sex, but Israel’s most recent, gut-wrenching horrors wreaked upon Palestinian people have propelled me, like a virtual kick from behind, to step out of my *comfort zone* and say...
View ArticleThe Kinkster Candidate
Last week, Zack Weiner, a twenty-something political longshot running for Manhattan City Council was caught on tapewearing a ball gag, blindfold, clothespins on his nipples and not much else....
View ArticleGood Riddance to Bad Rummy
They say that history is written by the winners. But what if you wage a war that nobody wins? That’s the Iraq War (also the Afghan war). Everybody lost (except maybe Iran and Israel) and continues to...
View ArticleBillionaire Dicks in Space Race
With huge portions of life on Earth being burned, flooded, starved, suffocated and fried alive, the world’s two richest dudes—Jeff “The Pecker” Bezos and Musky Elon Musk—plus that other fly boy...
View ArticleSurvival of the Friendliest
Those words “Survival of the Friendliest” have a familiar ring, like an old saying you were taught long ago. But most likely, you weren’t. In fact, you probably learned the opposite, that Charles...
View ArticleOnlyFans Flips Its Fanny
The latest bomblet to drop on sex workers in the newly revitalized Holy War on consenting adult sexuality has turned out to be a dud. Last week, OnlyFans, a site known for its sexually explicit...
View ArticleR.I.P. Ed Asner, Man of Spunk and Socialism
I always think of him as Lou Grant. I didn’t even realize his name was Ed Asner until I already knew him well as that rare but iconic, bad-tempered boss who talks like he doesn’t give a damn about you...
View Article9/11: Trauma, Truth, Censorship & Hogwash
As our Love Train rolled through the 20th anniversary of 9/11, we looked back on those outrageous attacks like no one had ever seen before… or since. 9/11. It’s a date that almost everyone knows, yet...
View Article#Ballgate, Ballgown, Brett’s Balls & Yours
Life’s been a ball this week. There was the Met Gala ball with AOC’s “Tax the Rich” ballgown, and #Ballgate with Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s vaccinated friend’s swollen balls. We also had Brett’s Balls...
View ArticleGo Bonobos in 2022
Are we bonobo sapiens or killer apes? Is humanity becoming more peaceful, egalitarian, female empowering, male nurturing, sharing, caring, sustainable, ecosexualand bonoboësque… or less? A lot less?...
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Forced Breeding: Abortion Rights & Judicial Wrongs
Photograph by Nathaniel St. Clair We knew it was coming (so to speak), thanks to Sam Alito’s leaky dick—I mean, draft. Still, when the Supreme Guillotine came crashing down, it hurt like a...
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Kenneth W. Starr: A Pornographer for Our Times
Photograph Source: Rebecca Roth – Public Domain Last week, Ken Starr went off to the Great Starr Chamber in the Sky, or most likely the one in Hell. Starr was a star in the ruthless Republican galaxy...
View ArticleMake Kink Not War
“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by the truth.” – Julian Assange Now, more than ever, we need to “Make Kink Not War.” Rattled by battles, wars and more wars, including the war on...
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